dn06se

If u drop me I will break if u hold me I wil shake
if u nid me I will hurry, if u don’t call me I wil worry
if u hurt me I will cry but if u leave me I wil die.

I c ur face wen I’m dreaming,
Dat’s y I always wake up screaming

If u r a chocolate u r de SWEETEST,
If u r a teddy bear u r de most HUGGABLE,
If u r a star u r de BRIGHTEST,
& since u r my frend…U R THE BEST !!!

If u fall in river there is a boat
if u fall in well there is rope
but if u fall in love there is no hope

Life without friendship is like de sky without sun

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath & blood. I cant stay for a 2nd without u, if u r not there I’m dead .Hello, I’m talking bout OXYGEN

Meaning of Friendship : -
F——FOREVER
R——RESPONCIBLE
I——-INTELLIGENT
E——EAGER TO MAIL
N——NICE
D——DIVINE
S——-SIMPLE
H——HEARTLY
I——-INTERSTED
P——PEACEFUL

My cell phone luvs it wen u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps n has ur name written all over it.I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

Mos people walk in & out of ur life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in ur heart.

Mountain can fly,river can dry
u can forget me but nvr can I

Promise me we r true frends
I’m lamp u r light
I’m Coke u r Sprite
I’m Sawan u r badal
I’m Normal u r Pagal
I’m Water u r Tanki
I’m Tarzan u r Monkey

To luv wifout condition,
to talk wifout intention,
to giv wifout reason n
to care wifout exception
is de heart of true FREND!

To handle yourself, use ur head;
To handle others, use ur heart.

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u wil never loose is ur gud looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don’t hav!

Stars hav 5ends, squares hav 4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end

Smile a while & while u smile,
smile another smile & soon there wil b miles
& miles of smile just bcos u smiled,
I wish ur day is ful of SMILE

Wat is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves wif time but not Wine???
Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

Wen Nights r long & Friends r few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
wif all my Heart I wish u were here.

When de time comes for u to giv ur heart to some1 make sure dat u select same1 who wil nvr break ur heart coz broken hearts hav no spare parts.

When it hurts to look back,
& u’re scared to look ahead,
u can look beside u
& ur best frend wil b there

Without humor, life such . Without courage, life is hard.

Thanks to dn06se

A true frend is some1 who reaches for ur hand & touches ur heart.

A gud Frend is like a computer
H ENTERS in ur life SAVE himself
In ur heart,FORMATS all ur troubles
& nvr DELETE u frm his heart.

A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

Destiny decides who u mit in life
but its only ur heart dat can decide
wo gets to stay in ur life !

FRIENDS r like stars…u do not always c dem but u know dey r always dere !

Friendship is like a glass
handle it wif care
bcos once broken can’t b mended
n even if mended…
a crack is always dere !!!

Gud FRENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,& impossible to forget.

Have a heart dat nvr hardens
have a smile dat nvr fades
have a touch dat nvr burnt
& hav friendship dat nvr breaks.

I asked God for a rose & have gave me a garden. I ask God 4 a drop of water & h gave m an ocean.I asked God 4 an angel & have gave me you !

If all my frends were to jump off a bridge,
I wudn’t jump wif dem, I’d b at de bottom to catch.

More….

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive… But then I realised it would be… Suicide!!!

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I saw something in a shop window… It was stunning, cute, adorable & simply irresistible… I was supposed to buy it for you… But then I realised it was my own reflection!!!

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I decided to send you the cutest and sweetest gift of the world… But the postman shouted at me saying… “Get out of the box!!!”

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The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking… So where are you gonna hide me?

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Everybody wants someone special, someone nice, someone honest, someone cute, someone perfect, someone attractive… Why always me???

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Precaution: Setting a place for me in your heart is okay… But setting a place for me in your mind might be dangerous…
Because I’m “Mind Blowing”

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Dear Subscriber,

Dear Subscriber,

we regret to inform you that your handset will automatically be distructed because a monkey is handling it & now its smiling

From sachgup.com

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
 

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
 

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
 

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me
 

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then… i lauf again
 

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!
 

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
 

…..the Heart Beat of my Phone
…..is ur Message Tone
 

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
 

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you’re not
 

VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions…I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U….
 

u r a donkey
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young
 

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!
 

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
 

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!…
 

u r stupid
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand
 

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

Life is difficult,

Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say…

“KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA.”

Wat would confuse a mentally retarded person?

Wat would confuse a mentally retarded person?

Ans: a pineapple

confused? see i told u that u Wud be. hehe

Exams are like WIVES:

Exams are like WIVES:
1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

Namaskar…

Namaskar…
Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen
Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen
Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge..within 5min.

SMS Numeric

:-0 hbtu 0-:happy birthday to you
@WRK At work
2bctnd to be continued.
2d4to die for
2g4uto good for you
2Ht2HndlToo hot to handle.
2l8too late
2WIMCTo whom it may concern
4eforever
4yeo for your eyes only

A
AAM As a matter of fact.
AB Ah Bless!
ADctd2uv Addicted to Love
AFAIK As far as I know
AKA Also known as
ALlWanIsU All I want is You
AML All my love
ASAP As soon as possible
ATB All the best
ATW At the weekend
AWHFY Are we having fun yet

B
B4 Before
BBFN Bye Bye for now.
BBS Be back soon
BBSD Be back soon darling
BCNU Be seein’ you
BF Boy Friend
BGWM Be gentle with me (please)
BRB Be right back
BTW By the way

C
Cld9? Cloud 9?
Cm Call me
Cu See you
CUIMD See you in my dreams
Cul See you later
CUL8R See you later

D
Dk Don’t know
Dur? Do you remember

E
E2eg Ear to ear grin
EOD End of discussion
EOL End of lecture

F
F? Friends
F2F face to face
F2T Free to talk
FITB Fill in the Blank
FYEO For your eyes only.
FYA For your amusement
FYI For your information

G
GF Girlfirend.
GG Good Game
GMeSumLuvin Give me some lovin’!
Gr8 Great
GSOH Good Salary, Own Home
GTSY Glad to see you

H
h2cus Hope to see you soon
H8 Hate
HAGN Have a good night
HAND Have a nice day
HldMeCls Hold me close
Ht4U Hot for You
H&K Hugs and Kisses

I
IDK I dont know
IGotUBabe Ive got you Babe
IIRC If I recall correctly
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMI I mean it
ILU I love You
IMBLuv It must be Love
IOW In other words…
IOU I owe you
IUSS If you say so

J
J4F just for fun
JFK Just for kicks
JstCllMe Just call Me

K
KC keep cool
KHUF know how you feel
KIT Keep in touch
KOTC Kiss on the cheek
KOTL Kiss on the lips

L
L8 Late
L8r Later
Lol laughing out loud
LTNC Long time no see
LtsGt2gthr Lets get together

M
M$ULkeCrZ Miss you like Crazy!
M8 mate
MC merry Christmas
MGB May God Bless
Mob Mobile
MYOB Mind your own Business

N
NA No access
NC No comment
NE Any
NE1 Anyone
No1 No-One
NWO No way out

O
O4U only for you
OIC Oh, I see.
OTOH On the other hand

P
PCM Please call me
PPL People

Q
QT Cutie

R
R Are
RMB Ring my Bell
ROTFL Roll on the floor laughing
RU? Are you?
RUOK? Are you Ok?

S
SC Stay cool
SETE Smiling Ear to Ear
SO Significant Other
SOL sooner or later
SME1 Some One
SRY Sorry
SWALK Sent with a loving Kiss
SWG Scientific Wild Guess

T
T+ Think positive
T2ul Talk to you later
TDTU Totally devoted to you
Thx Thanks
T2Go Time to Go
TIC Tounge in Cheek
TMIY Take me Im yours
TTFN Ta ta for now.

U
U You
UR Y ou are
URT1 Your are the one

V
VRI Very

W
W4u Waiting for you
WAN2 Want to
WLUMRyMe Will you marry Me?
WRT With respect to
WUWH Wish you were here

X
X! Typical Woman
X Kiss
XclusvlyUrs Exclusively Yours
Y
Y! Typical Man
YBS You’ll be Sorry

Z

SMS Meaning
Smiley
(-: Also smiling