Quote of the Day

Their’s not to reason why, Their’s but to do and die…

–Alfred, Lord TENNYSON

Funny Quotes

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
-Jean Cocturan

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (superb)

Forgive your enemies but remember their names. (good 1)

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia.(nice)

U learn in life when u lose

“Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.”
–Albert Einstein

Chinese Quote

Quotes

My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of
people: those who do the work and those who take the credit.
He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much
less competition.
–Indira Gandhi

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it
work.
–Richard Bach

Quotes

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that
more people worry than work.
–Robert Frost (1874-1963) American poet

Quotes

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to
harvest where you haven't planted.
–David Bly

Quotes

When I was young I observed that nine out of ten things I
did were failures, so I did ten times more work
–Bernard Shaw

It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Worry is rust
upon the blade.
–Henry Ward Beecher

Quotes

Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that
power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
–David O. McKay

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
–Bette Davis

In the First Amendment, the Founding Fathers gave the free
press the protection it must have to fulfill its essential
role in our democracy. The press was to serve the governed,
not the governors. The Government's power to censor the
press was abolished so that the press would remain forever
free to censure the Government. The press was protected so
that it could bare the secrets of government and inform the
people. Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively
expose deception in government. And paramount among the
responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any
part of the government from deceiving the people and sending
them off to distant lands to die of foreign fevers and
foreign shot and shell.
–Justice Black. NYT v. US. 403 US 713